luckydreaming:

my anaconda don’t…

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my anaconda don’t…

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My anaconda dont’ want none unless you got buns hun

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You’ll pry my Oxford comma from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands.

bookofrevelation:

slightly older female friends are truly a force for good in this world

i'm not a feminist because i believe in equality in all genders.
Anonymous

quicksilwer:

OOHH MY MGOSH GOOMMYY GOOMMY O

OMG 

OH MY GOD

OOHHHHH MYY GOS HH OMGG MY GODDDD OMMY GODHHSHHHHHH OH GOS H  OHHH MY GOSOHHH HOM G OMG OOH MY GOSH OOHHHHH MYY GOS HH OMGG MY GODDDD OMMY GODHHSHHHHHH OH GOS H  OHHH MY GOSOHHH HOM G OMG OOH MY GOSH OOHHHHH MYY GOS HH OMGG MY GODDDD OMMY GODHHSHHHHHH OH GOS H  OHHH MY GOSOHHH HOM G OMG OOH MY GOSH OOHHHHH MYY GOS HH OMGG MY GODDDD OMMY GODHHSHHHHHH OH GOS H  OHHH MY GOSOHHH HOM G OMG OOH MY GOSH OOHHHHH MYY GOS HH OMGG MY GODDDD OMMY GODHHSHHHHHH OH GOS H  OHHH MY GOSOHHH HOM G OMG OOH MY GOSH OOHHHHH MYY GOS HH OMGG MY GODDDD OMMY GODHHSHHHHHH OH GOS H  OHHH MY GOSOHHH HOM G OMG OOH MY GOSH OOHHHHH MYY GOS HH OMGG MY GODDDD OMMY GODHHSHHHHHH OH GOS H  OHHH MY GOSOHHH HOM G OMG OOH MY GOSH OOHHHHH MYY GOS HH OMGG MY GODDDD OMMY GODHHSHHHHHH OH GOS H  OHHH MY GOSOHHH HOM G OMG OOH MY GOSH OOHHHHH MYY GOS HH OMGG MY GODDDD OMMY GODHHSHHHHHH OH GOS H  OHHH MY GOSOHHH HOM G OMG OOH MY GOSH OOHHHHH MYY GOS HH OMGG MY GODDDD OMMY GODHHSHHHHHH OH GOS H  OHHH MY GOSOHHH HOM G OMG OOH MY GOSH OOHHHHH MYY GOS HH OMGG MY GODDDD OMMY GODHHSHHHHHH OH GOS H  OHHH MY GOSOHHH HOM G OMG OOH MY GOSH OOHHHHH MYY GOS HH OMGG MY GODDDD OMMY GODHHSHHHHHH OH GOS H  OHHH MY GOSOHHH HOM G OMG OOH MY GOSH 

balkhy:

balkhy:

swaggity psy do not cry

oppa gangnam smile

im 100% sure i was fucking high when i wrote this

flewor:

*waits for dealer to text me first*

olliekirkland:

you are the dancing queen

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radglawr:

literallyabear:

interstellardragon:

dontblinkinthetardis:

Went to McDonald’s so I could experience this piece of shit.

great responsibility comes power with great?great comes with responsibility power great?

imagine how is touch the spiderman


is this a daft punk song

radglawr:

literallyabear:

interstellardragon:

dontblinkinthetardis:

Went to McDonald’s so I could experience this piece of shit.

great responsibility comes power with great?
great comes with responsibility power great?

imagine how is touch the spiderman

is this a daft punk song

breakfastburritoe:

ordon-village:

stunningpicture:

Lobster in a bucket looks like a gigantic monster on a metallic planet, and the waterdrops look like stars.

This is transcendental. 

THIS FUCKED ME UP FOR 3 DAYS

breakfastburritoe:

ordon-village:

stunningpicture:

Lobster in a bucket looks like a gigantic monster on a metallic planet, and the waterdrops look like stars.

This is transcendental. 

THIS FUCKED ME UP FOR 3 DAYS